Fake Posting:
Message 39 : Sun Mar 25 (John) :: back... to say goodbye

i'm back as john again, and as i see, even newbies know my name. good!
now i can tell i didnt really leave, jsut changed a character and connected less
so i know whats going around here. i changed, a bit, however. im not that sh1zzy
bustard i used to be. i try to swear less. but now i'm leaving. i hope some of
you will remember good things from me. Yeah sure, have a nice life! im out of he
re, and for good
John, Carnival King

My Purposely Bastardish Response:
I post this message to clarify that whoever is under the guise of "John"
is not the genuine soul of our dear St. John.
The original John deleted his character soon after I did years ago.
We both returned January of this year. John tried to recreate his character and oh to his dismay,
someone had already taken the name. So he created the character Johnn.
We thought nothing of someone taking the name John...
Well eventually the real John and I grew tired of your poor attitudes and left once again after about a month's stay.
And now I return to just check in and see a post from this false John.
O and to my surprise it was. So I called the real John (who I now will refer to as Johnn) and he said it wasn't him as I had expected. Yes I know Johnn in real life.
I have no idea who would want to pretend to be John. I can't even guess. Whoever you are it's impossible to fill Johnn's shoes. Everyone knows too that he will never stop swearing. So whoever it was, whether this was your revenge on Johnn for something he did or just a joke, it was mild..You can't compare to the genius of Richard and Johnn and the original Dark-Jedi team.

The point is that is this person was not who he claimed to be. It doesn't matter if you liked him more than the original or not. It wasn't him. Twas a lie. Someone totally ripped off Johnn's ideas of the carnival king and behavior. Death to you by stoning.

Am I the real Richard? I'll leave that up for you to decide.
You are all free to pose as me now as well. Have fun.

For those that have trouble understanding my artful and verbose speech let me laymenize it for you:
Someone has been impersonating the real John. 
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what became of aeirman among the barbarians |or| how aeirman was obliged to part from his fair richard.

pt. 1: history: sharing a common dislike for a certain rawking clan, a young aeirman alone in the world, fell into the deviant clutches of st. john the carnival king (tm). side note: john (pre-dating clans) should be known as marcus. aeirman is thereafter thoroughly groped and loveslavery is thrown upon him. john, who will forever be my minion, soon presents me with this aeirman. at this time in history i am wary of john's judgement to enroll this kitten. after long periods of being with carebear, and all those special quiet times we had together, i know he is part. -

pt. 2: it's real aeirman: my only true rival for accumulating most deaths. somewhere near 100 last time, i was in the 80's. aeirman, santa, giver of teleportation. aeirman, proud owner of a strip club. and sole person to be able to call upon the mighty powers of porn. aeirman, you cute lil kitten. you can always have my mittens. aeirman - moral support.

pt. 3: you've said you're a lot like me. maybe. almost. no one else could know. no one else saw the message you wrote about richard ex-dj leader either.
remember all is well and all is for the best..
great thanks: hojo. thanks for introducing me to 4d. you've done some excellent stuff.
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(that was then and this is NOW..
i got no thanks for ever being on a MUD , im jUst w4y to0 advanced for this!)

was much fun for a while...

those petty fools:
to all of 4d/da/and whatever my time was wasted on.
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] thanks carebear for groupin with the poor folk. now i gotz money to buy these stamps.
] i had to ask to borrow before and then those punks all dissed on me and blinded me and pushed me.
] soon i get john up on here. and we'll start plotting. thug reign shall come again.

 * * * * I_Am_Not_Alone Mail System * * * *
Date: Sat Jan  6 19:37:09 2001
To: richard
From: aeirman

look at all them damn statues one north of here, when the hell are
we going to get our statues, i personally believe we did more feats
than half of those guys, and u f'n started DJ, what the hell is
going on?!?!  *sigh* and it said dela is not a woman to take bs
glance from anyone? and didn't care about clan ranks??  heey, isn't she the
one who was like flirtin with us all the time before she got in DJ
AND in her lower rank stages?  i believe so... *sigh*  i guess there's
no room in anyones heart for a couple of thugs...

 * * * * I_Was_King Mail System * * * *
Date: Fri Jan 12 23:49:45 2001
To: richard
From: aeirman

fool, mail me that goodbye to aeirman thing, that was real cool
i wish that we still ruled this mud, i hate all these peeps f'n with us bcuz
we are Legends, f the world man, f all of them
let's f'n blow up their houses
i don't know  why i'm so mad, i guess i'll have to listen to i wish again
to calm down, but right now i will kick some major azz if any wants to f
with me, this mud has gone to sh1aat, and i hope the gods get to read this
becuz they need to hear feedback without gettin pissed and offended and what
not, everyone's is a bunch of jerks, 'cept for a few, that are
tolerable, and a select few that are likeble, its weird how you are the
f'n god of everyone, everyone knows your name, everyone knows how much your
dik is, everyone knows that it wayou and your fearless clan leader that
f'd the sh11t out of boba and his sarlaac, but now, they are like, fu you
change your title, you peniless nameless piece of sh1att, well this is what
i have to say about this

FU SICS
FU VIKINGS
FU MOON MAGES
FU VAMPIRES
FU ALL YALL MOTHERS
THEY WONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE TAKE CONTROL OF THIS MUD

Aeirman
P.S.:save this letter in like notepad or somethin, cuz i want it for later
hehe, damn lag and damn telnet

] ahh i've just been informed that this character Zsijn
] has the hots to see me dead
] for what reason i dont know he claims i junk someone's eq
] which is bs cause i dont hang out with strangers on here no mo
] only u, johnn, bob, tim, bigdaddy
] he's tried to summon me 2 more times and kill me
] but whatever
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